You've probably heard that Jake Ryan got engaged last week. I'm sure images of a romantic dinner and Jake getting down on one knee have entered your mind… And you would be HALF RIGHT.. Jake did indeed GET DOWN, just not like that.

Pepper put it best: if Jake is left to his own devices, weird crap happens. 

It was around midnight, and Jake says to his girlfriend. "Hey let's try something different. We should make a porno!!"  To which his girlfriend says "Whaaaaaaaaaa??" 

But if Jake's girlfriend is with Jake, then she's gotta be use to saying yes to weird crap. So she agrees and Jake sets up his laptop recording all the action. Then he leaves the room and knocks on the door.

Now what's the difference between a private home video and a porno?? ACTING!!!

"Hello, it's time for your massage!!"

So Jake makes his porno and use your imagination, it progresses. Fast forward to the good part: (no pun intended) Jake reaches under a pillow and pulls out a ring. His lady then starts to hyperventilate and cry and get emotional. And it's recorded for posterity. I wonder if they'll show it to their kids?

LOVE YA (ESPECIALLY YOU, JAKE RYAN!!)